April 5, 2013 3:20 pm
Top 10 things I learned from small towns
SACKVILLE (CUP HUMOUR) — *** [**Click here for the original article from The Argosy**][1] *** 1. That guy you’ve been spending all night flirting with? Yeah, he’s probably your cousin. 2. You might not know them, but everyone knows you. After all, they were bridge partners with your great-grandmother’s second cousin’s dog walker’s nephew. 3. When you return to a normal-sized town, stoplights and even crossing the street become quite confusing. 4. There always seems to be more wildlife around than people. 5. If you need to go out, but are in a hurry, wear a disguise. Otherwise, you’ll get sucked into a conversation with someone who knows you, and who absolutely needs to tell you that you look just like your eighty-four-year-old grandfather. Thank you? 6.…
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April 5, 2013 3:20 pm
Top 10 things I learned from small towns
SACKVILLE (CUP HUMOUR) — *** [**Click here for the original article from The Argosy**][1] *** 1. That guy you’ve been spending all night flirting with? Yeah, he’s probably your cousin. 2. You might not know them, but everyone knows you. After all, they were bridge partners with your great-grandmother’s second cousin’s dog walker’s nephew. 3. When you return to a normal-sized town, stoplights and even crossing the street become quite confusing. 4. There always seems to be more wildlife around than people. 5. If you need to go out, but are in a hurry, wear a disguise. Otherwise, you’ll get sucked into a conversation with someone who knows you, and who absolutely needs to tell you that you look just like your eighty-four-year-old grandfather. Thank you? 6.…